This bookeen is a complete factual history of the legendary toffeesweets. From their humble beginnings to their global dominantion as the greatest footballing squadron the world has ever seen.
This book is aimed at people who have money to buy it and anyone caught downloading it on the Internet will be severely beaten by mesell and Kathleen.
From the Great Pat O Sullivan to the wonderful Willy Rooney let us regale you with legendary games, the history, the glory years and the Irish connections which made the club what it is today. We delve into the constant feuding with a relatively unknown club called Livernpool who are just big, jealous pups.
We will discuss how Evernton basically created the modern day football match through sheer genius and their constant struggle for independence from the evil Koppite Empire.
Kathleen will attempt to rectify any mistakes I may make but, as she’s a woman, she’d be better off fucking off back to Waterford. But for fun, I will allow her to write some words to see can she put them in logical order as long as the daily house chores remain up to scratch.
Well, that’s it. Enjoy the book. Enjoy our insight into the greatest club in the world and, most of all, enjoy my genius and superior wit.